And I can almost beat Guitar Hero 3 on Hard. So I’m proud of myself.

Look at this kid.

Two Words:

NO. LIFE.

That kid is 9 years old. There is no way he could not play it 24-7.

Yeah. It’s insane.

I really have no idea what’s going on. It’s so messed up.

Whatever. I really screwed up my Sonic Chao. Word of advice: DO NOT GET RUN UP TO 99 BEFORE IT’S AGE 3. It won’t transform right if you do. I learned that the hard way. And now he’s gonna die later… ;_;

I made one awesome video today. It’s very winner. It’s uploading now. By the time I’m done with this post the video should be done.

Yeah, I got Worms for the 360 Arcade. It’s great. Too bad it doesn’t have super sheep, but it’s still really fun. Just make sure to download all of the free extras, too. It’s worth it.

For all those who don’t know how to already, check this out.

It’s the easiest way to raise Chao. I did that too much, and messed up my Sonikku… But it was just me being a retard. If you don’t get it’s run up to 99 before age 3 then it won’t happen to you. Just don’t be a retard. ;P

Ok, my video is being retarded. ;_; Maybe I’ll have to make another post… Oh well.

… Ok fine.

Here.

It’s really helpful. I really like the Marketplace page. It shows all of the stuff on the Marketplace, obviously. The site also shows hidden achievements.

Yeah, it’s pretty neat. I just found it today so I haven’t messed around with it that much…

I still think that Chao breeding is the one of the most fun things ever. Check this out.

Dats crazeh. I gotta mess with mah Chao later. It’s way too much fun. I have no idea what makes it so fun, it just is.

Oh well.

They’re making Samba De Amigo for the Wii… The original was awesome, but I think that this one may be ruined by the commercial.

Ew.

And this is why I can’t wait for June:

STRONG BAD’S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE. BUT YOU CAN PLAY TOO!

Me and my friend are so excited about this. It looks like too much fun.

Holy cow, did I just see SUPER IRON MAN?!

Watch this. I think that’s Super Iron Man. The purple one.

Oh yes.

Now that song is stuck in my head. Stinking MCR. It’s the only remotely good song that they do, IMO.

Anyways, yeah. I just got my rear destroyed on Halo 3. MLG Team Ball rules are hard. There’s no radar. You start with a BR, nothing else. You go 50% speed when you have the ball. The weapons are different. Yeah. I got like 20 points…

Check this out.

Dang. That’s insane.

And this.

That’s pretty good. Not as good as those people I vs’d today on MLG… They were so incredible.

Yeah. If you guys wanna play me… The very few people who are actually reading this… My gamertag is ChickenTaquito…

I’ve done this. It’s waaaay to much fun…

Forge is so much fun. I’ve made a few maps… And downloaded like a gig’s worth…

Oh yeah, I’m going to see Iron Man this Friday with some friends. Can’t wait.

Awesome, right?

KIKKOBEAM.

Anyways, I got Big Rigs in the mail yesterday. That is the most WINNER game I’ve ever played. I got going so fast backwards that the whole game crashed. WINNER.

I’m going to record a gameplay video soon, and I’ll put it up on YouTube. Be on the lookout.

Also, check this out.

And this.

I don’t wanna play that guy. I’d fail.

Link.

I mean, good lord. How amazing is that.

OODLES OF THE PROTEINS TOO. (oodle doodle)

Yeah, it’s so awesome. Good luck trying to find something as awesome as…

Wait…

This is as awesome!

Kikkoman! Kikkoman! That is so incredibly amazing, I wish I was Kikkoman. I could have a fish head. And pour soy sauce on everything. KIKKOPAWNCH.

So yeah, I also got Halo 3 this Friday. Pretty nifty. I got a Killomanjaro yesterday.

Um, oh yeah, for some reason my last few posts didn’t appear, I swear I wrote them. They’re not even popping up as drafts… Weird.

Awesome, right? Tails is my favorite Sonic character, but this is just hilarious.

Oh yeah, my dad ordered Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing from eBay. Can’t wait. This game looks incredible. I mean, check this out:

Yeah, this game is waaay better than any game ever created. I mean, it’s so great, YOU CAN WIN WITHOUT MOVING.

YOU’RE WINNER.

I know.

So yeah, this game looks amazing. So great, that you can go OVER 9000 MPH. BACKWARDS. Not very many games can let you go negative OVER 9000 MPH.

I’d rather play ET for the 2600 than this.

I mean, really. How did this get released?

Whatever, enough of that madness.

So yeah, World of Goo looks like one of the most promising WiiWare games. Here’s a quick video. This game looks amazing.

Awesome, right?

Yeah, I’m out… Peace.

pwnt.

And this.

BOOM HEADSHOT.

And… This…

Too scary!

So yeah, there you go.

So uh, next Monday Dr. Mario RX comes out for WiiWare, along with Major League Eating and World of Goo… I can’t wait.

Also, there’s some pretty sweet videos of the Sonic 3 and Knuckles Debug code…

So just watch.

Awesome, right? Poor Tails.

I really wish the newer Sonic games were as awesome as the Genesis days… (Sonic Adventure 2 was awesome because of the Chao..)

Sonic 3 was the first game I ever played, as I’m sure I’ve told you guys before… Whatever.

So yeah, I finally figured out how to embed videos. It wouldn’t let me before. I had to use… Safari… *Shudders*

Oh and to all those who have a 360, go out and buy Geometry Wars. It’s only 5 bucks, and it’s great. Seriously, buy it now.

Uh, yeah. I’m out.

Pop:

LostWinds:

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as King:

Defend Your Castle:

(Defend Your Castle looks awesome!)

Can’t find videos for the last two, but they are:

T.V. Show King

V.I.P. Casino: Blackjack

I’m hoping to get Defend Your Castle soon, because that looks like the coolest game on there.

Here’s my plan for WiiWare… I’ve thought about this since Friday…

Sometime this week: Use $10 allowance for Wii Points. Buy Defend Your Castle.
Next Week/Whenever I get another ten bucks: Buy My Life as King…

Cunning, I know.

I can’t wait for Dr. Mario… That’s one of the best puzzle games ever.

Pokemon Ranch looks awesome… And Star Soldier R… Actually, now that I think about it, My Life as King may be moot… Depends on when those games are released…

I can’t wait. Looks like awesome sauce.

There’s a website out now called WiiWare World (By the same guys who did vc-reviews.com…)

It’s launching soon, so be on the look out!

So yeah, there’s my news for today.